NorthFold

I’m so tired.

I feel like my teeth are falling out and im cold and I dont know what’s going on and I should be in Buffalo right now but Im not because my family are a bunch asshats but Im kidding because i love them and there are half naked men fighting on tv but I didnt put this on so im wondering why this is happening oh my god this is such a run on sentence who needs punctuation ya know not this kid i almost put a question mark after the ya know but i didnt because that would cancel out what i had just said goddamnit its not christmas anymore im going to go to bed

Fuck. I wanna see you. And hug you. And make you smile. And make you laugh. And just lie on the sofa next to you. And then just fall asleep beside you. It’d be nice.

rheannahlearnstoblog:

AND WHEN YOU’RE READY WE CAN DO SOME DRY HUMPING

I just went into the living room and my dad is sat there playing with a whistle

wedontspeakbird:

Me: What’s that?

Him: It’s a whistle for your sister in case someone tries to attack her.

Me: Do I get one?

Him: No.

Me: Why?

Him: No one will try to attack you.